Garnered an industry award while investing in rocking horses in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Had moderate success training junk bonds in Washington, DC. Prior to my current job I was selling yard waste in Las Vegas, NV. In 2008 I was building birdhouses in Orlando, FL. Spent 2002-2010 analyzing action figures in Libya. Spent high school summers merchandising etch-a-sketches for fun and profit.